Local Sundanese Spoof (converted)

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Kabayan : Face the Feces

Once a time, in the afternoon.. there was one guy with simple dress with crooked chest of course and sarong around his body...
He went to bamboo forest, alone.... No Tone... or phone... just himself

In his way, he nearly stepped on the black stinky solid-liquid

He was curious about that stinky thinks that he nearly stepped on before. He looked at it closer and closer to make sure that he was right.

"Hmmm...the form.... looked like chicken feces" He cried.,

And then He smelt it

Then he said :

"Hmmm,,, The smell.. like chicken feces" said he. "if i take a look at it, it little bit wet, but the texture outside is solid" He muttered.

Then he touch lightly the chicken feces and take a small sample with his fingertips.. to taste it..

Then he taste it with his curious tongue, and with face of curiosity..he lick his fingertips like he taste the ice cream.. for god sake... it was disgusting..

"the taste... little bit bitter, little spicy.. it tasted like chicken feces.....
I KNOW IT!!!! HAHA It`s chicken feces... hahahaha.. thanks god my right foot doesn`t step on your smelly and disgusting form!!"

then he back to his journey to the bamboo forest...

Comments

  1. Teh AraNovember 15, 2016 at 10:12 AM

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.................................... DISGUSTING XP

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